So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities
Sex is not the climax of a relationship, pardon the pun, but those moments at 2am when you wake up to her lips on your lips, her sleep-heavy body lying across yours, knowing the world is asleep whilst you move together, calling to a god that neither of you believe in… those moments are what I live for.
But when I got my piercing at Silver Safari in the mall, I did not. Totally didn’t even think about it. I never would have gone there in the first place, I think the mall is an odd location for tattoo and piercing shops - though it gets you seen more - but my ex got me a gift card there, so that’s where we went.
We slid the gift card, she walked me around the screen. BAM. done. Here’s your stuff, have a nice day.
Didn’t even cross my mind to tip her. I felt bad later…but then another 10 minutes later, I didn’t.